My Contacts

I have more restaurants programmed into my phone than I do friends. What can I say? I hate waiting for takeout.

Song Lyric!

I thought writing a blog that no one knew about would make me better than everyone else. Looking back on it, I'm not sure what my thought process was.

Match.com

I joined match.com
I put "bangs" in the search engine but was not pleased with the results.
Every girl on there lists Twilight as the last book they have read. I hate that shit.
Match.com charges on a sliding scale determined by your desperation.
I only have two pictures on there neither one of them are of my abs.

Reps at work

One of the 40 year old reps stands out to me because he brought a hot 18 year old to the Christmas party at work. I was immediately impressed. Today at work he asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him i went to a concert to which he responded, " I like The Fray, I bet they'd be cool to see." Only later did I realize that this was probably his 18 year old chick pick-up line.

Book Idea #1

Third Wheeling Through Life

A man who remains single his entire life and mainly socializes with couples. He moves from couple to couple. He observes relationships from a curious distance. How do these people do it? Arguments seem nonsensical. Emotions confuse logic. Can't crack the code.

Creo que si.

That some people are born with cool hair and some are not and there's not a damn thing anybody can do to change their hair class. Research is pending.

More likely than not

Things turned out better this way.